I love TLJ. Many of my friends and family do not like it, or they’re not big enough fans of Star Wars to care. So, really, I don’t mind if you don’t like the movie. I have problems with it (some of the editing was off, I think it would have been stronger if it took place over the course of a week, Finn’s arc was missing crucial scenes and exchanges, and I wish Phasma was used more and hope she’ll come back) And I’m willing to debate with others about the movie! But I think based on all of the garbage rants I’ve seen of this movie over the past few months, I’ve compiled a list of invalid arguments that will make me turn the video off or skip over the post. Feel free to fight me on any of these, but if a “reviewer” complains about these things into TLJ, it just tells me that they did not walk in expecting to like the movie unless it conformed to their precise expectations:
-Rey Skywalker/Solo theories or whatever
-Snoke’s characterization
-Rey being a “Mary Sue”
-the fact that she doesn’t hate Kylo anymore apparently not making sense
-the idea of Rey being a prop for the male characters
-the fact that she briefly blindsided Luke and fought him for a minute
-Luke being on Ach-To at all
-Luke not fighting anyone else and instead projecting himself to face Kylo
-calling Rose useless or acting like she’s getting in the way of a ship
-even worse, referring to her as “Asian chick” or “Asian b*tch,” which is disgustingly racist and sexist
-complaining about Finn not being revealed to be a force sensitive Jedi
-talking about SJWs
-complaining about Holdo not telling Poe her plan
-denouncing the movie as utter trash because of your in depth military analysis of the chase and Crait battles
-whining that Admiral Ackbar should have had Holdo’s role
-whining that “oooooh Luke wouldn’t murder anyone thanks for ruining him RJ”
-Poe being given flaws
-calling Canto Bight useless filler
-the bombs that Paige dropped (yes I have seen specific complaints about that)
-Rian’s “political agenda”or feminist propaganda
-acting like the jokes killed the movie
-Rey wanting her parents
-Kylo being presented as relatively sympathetic and not just Vader 2.0 (specifically, Kylo breaking the mask, not killing Leia, and actually being vulnerable with Rey)
-“ooooh nothing changes at the end of the movie”
-the fact that Luke criticized the Jedi order and the movie as a whole pushed for the whole “let the past die” theme
-the fact that the force was used in different ways
-the fact that Luke projected himself at the end and disappeared
-the fact that the knights of Ren weren’t key players
-Leia force pulling herself back into the ship (specifically on a conceptual level-I’m not a fan of the cinematography of that scene, but I’m talking about force sensitive Leia on paper)
And finally…
-the fact that Rose saved Finn and kissed him
There are plenty of valid criticisms of TLJ out there, and there are plenty of points that I generally agree with. There are also plenty more points that I don’t agree with, this list just covers shit that was said by straight guys (mostly you tubers) who started out their reviews talking about how they’ve been lifelong Star Wars fans. I don’t even want to get started on the bullshit tumblr has to offer, calling the producers and Rian Nazis because they dared to give Poe flaws or not have a passionate finnrey make out scene.
I just really need to get this off my chest because I’ve only been into Star Wars for a few years now, and I fucking hate how toxic this fan base has been, especially since TLJ came out. And when I actually try to go and listen to the other side, and see if there’s any information to be gleaned, 90% of the criticisms come down to purely subjective nitpicks that people blow way out of proportion.
Guys. It’s a fucking space opera. The Jedi are samurai with laser swords. Half of every movie is spent on a bunch of spaceships going PEW PEW at each other, and three of the nine movies centred around blowing up rhedunant super weapons.
I get that this is like a religion to some people, but you need to put things in perspective. A Star Wars movie that tries to change the status quo is not automatically blasphemous. It’s just a fucking movie.
Feel free to argue with me about this stuff though, can’t wait for the anon hate to start pouring in.